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Avatar-Themed Nightclub Exists, Whether You Wanted It Or Not

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James Cameron is rolling over in his grave — which is especially troubling, considering he is still alive and as healthy as a whole herd of genetically enhanced oxen!

Mike Basson is a South African entrepreneur who had an original idea for a nightspot — an Avatar themed club!

We aren't sure how to break this to you, Mike, so… we just won't.

If Rainforest Cafe and a Spencer's each ingested a half-bottle of Ambien before engaging in frantic but joyless sex in an alleyway behind their mall, Avastar would be their freakish and unwanted offspring!!

You must watch this facepalm-inspiring promo (above) for Avastar — "with over 8 lasers!"

Poor Mike! We hope this won't dissuade you from opening up that Titanic-themed beach resort next spring, LOLz!!

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One comment to “Avatar-Themed Nightclub Exists, Whether You Wanted It Or Not”

  1. Dave says – reply to this


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    Avastar is the worlds first venue to become an internet meme *Kudos! Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but here's an Avastar cocktail wiff Lazer lights and stuffs"