Avatar-Themed Nightclub Exists, Whether You Wanted It Or Not
James Cameron is rolling over in his grave — which is especially troubling, considering he is still alive and as healthy as a whole herd of genetically enhanced oxen!
Mike Basson is a South African entrepreneur who had an original idea for a nightspot — an Avatar themed club!
We aren't sure how to break this to you, Mike, so… we just won't.
If Rainforest Cafe and a Spencer's each ingested a half-bottle of Ambien before engaging in frantic but joyless sex in an alleyway behind their mall, Avastar would be their freakish and unwanted offspring!!
You must watch this facepalm-inspiring promo (above) for Avastar — "with over 8 lasers!"
Poor Mike! We hope this won't dissuade you from opening up that Titanic-themed beach resort next spring, LOLz!!
Tags: avastar, avatar, james cameron, mike basson, rainforest cafe, sexual personification of inorganic objects, south africa, spencers, titanic
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