The British makeup artist fell in love with Kim after seeing her reality show, and said:
Some of the cosmetic procedures he's undergone include:
Just imagine this with us, will you? …the moment Rihanna finds out there's a fire ablaze in her hotel! Just imagine it with us…
We picture her on the bed, lookin' seksi (as usual), and just sighing a breath of "f*** this shiz!" before she flies out of the window like the superhero she is. HaHa!
C'mon… we're sure something similar went down when the Corinthia Hotel notified her of a FIYAH in the elevator shaft!
"Roamin da streets since 6am! Fyah in da telly!"
She posted the photos (below) to document her #evacuationlife (in case you're curious)!
And luckily, nobody has been injured… at least according to reports.
Who knows how many people broke their neck when they saw RiRi pass 'em by!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]