And it's freaking hilarious!
Ch-ch-check out the brutal bit (above)!
Welp! We're not too surprised… if it's true.
Despite her legit search for love on The Bachelorette, new rumors say Emily Maynard's heart doesn't beat for 15 (or however many there are)… but just for only one — Chris Harrison!
"The attraction between them is electric, and they can’t resist touching or whispering when they’re together. This began way back when she was a contestant on The Bachelor. Chris always openly told staffers that Emily was the most beautiful woman he'd laid eyes on."
And GET THIS…
Chris' ex-wife apparently filed for separation right after news of Emily and Brad Womack's split hit!
Hmm… all signs point to shenanigans!