Well, Michael Lohan is certainly spilling the tea!
We don't normally condone anti-American behavior so close to the Fourth of July but this is an exception!!
We'll never underestimate a Jedi and his mind-tricks because Anakin and his lawsuit are back in business with an appellate court upholding his appeal!
We hope you win, Lord Vader, and score enough cash to put a down payment on a ring and finally make an honest woman out of Rachel Bilson!
You really must get over Queen Amidala one of these days!
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