That's right, Kim Kardashian is apparently not buying the popular interpretation of what happened!
What is this heart racing news that causes our blood to bubble so violently?!
Iggy Pop and Best Coast? Collaborating? ON A TRUE BLOOD SONG?!?!?!
Hoh sh*t our fangs are FULLY erect, we can barely CONTAIN our True Blood lust!
"I've always liked to bite. I guess this makes me a singing vampire, does this mean I have a license to suck? Hi Bethany…"
The brand new track titled Let's Boot and Rally will be featured on the show's July 8th episode.
Now if only we could get Vampire Beeel and Sexy Eric Northman to perform a haunting duet…
A ballad inspired by Sookie Stackhouse, perhaps? YES PERLEASE.