LOLz!! We wish!!
Although we can tell you this: Ex-Chippendale’s super stud Lind Walter is suing his former Sin City employers for wrongful termination!
The model/professional bodybuilder claims his nasty female boss was always riding him, err… figuratively, and that the company eventually took him off the “take it off” tour for no good reason!
Lind wants jurors to tuck a few extra bills into his, uhh, legal briefs because the company continued to use his likeness on advertising and merchandise without his permission!!
The most entertaining way to reach a verdict is for Walter and Joey Lawrence to mud wrestle each other on Pay-Per-View!
May the best
man abs win!!
[Image via Judy Eddy/WENN.]