That's right, Kim Kardashian is apparently not buying the popular interpretation of what happened!
Yup! That's right!
He's appearing on Teen Nick all week long!
Apparently, Beyonce's dad, otherwise known as Matthew Knowles, has decided to leave managing her career behind for a new focus!
He's currently playing mentor to a group of pretty, ahem, 'colorful' British ladies attempting to become the next all-girl sensation, a la Destiny's Child, on Breaking From Above!
Ch-ch-check out the trailer for the series (above)!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Don't get us wrong! This hot mess of a show actually looks pretty HIGHlarious and amazing, but what on EARTH is it doing on Teen Nick?
We weren't the only one catching all the cursing and the 'tittay' references?! Ha!