The second trailer for the Total Recall re-boot is out and it looks sweeter than a warm glass of virgin tittay milk!
With Kate Beckinsale, Colin Farrell, Jessica Biel, a mutant prostitute with three breasts, and more shiny action than you can fit in your hat — Columbia could have just named it Seksy Explosion: The Movie!
Is she his wife or a ninja assassin? Is he stuck in one big dream? And, uh, what's the deal with the triple-tittayed prostitute?
Ch-Ch-Check out the totally mind-effing video (above) and see if U can put the puzzle together yourself!!
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