Home Videos Photos

Colin Farrell Is Totally Rad In The New Total Recall Trailer

| Filed under: Jessica BielFilm FlickersColin FarrellKate Beckinsale

Yessss!!

The second trailer for the Total Recall re-boot is out and it looks sweeter than a warm glass of virgin tittay milk!

With Kate Beckinsale, Colin Farrell, Jessica Biel, a mutant prostitute with three breasts, and more shiny action than you can fit in your hat — Columbia could have just named it Seksy Explosion: The Movie!

Is she his wife or a ninja assassin? Is he stuck in one big dream? And, uh, what's the deal with the triple-tittayed prostitute?

Ch-Ch-Check out the totally mind-effing video (above) and see if U can put the puzzle together yourself!!

Tags: , , , , , , ,

Celebs Who've Shaved Their Heads For Roles!
11 Celebs Who Are Notorious For Being Not-So-Easy To Work With!!
10 Inspirations From The Past For The Apple Watch!
Best Disney Movie Easter Eggs!
Books That Should NEVER Have Been Made Into Movies!
Former Co-Stars Who Put Each Other On Blast!
Email this  »

3 comments to “Colin Farrell Is Totally Rad In The New Total Recall Trailer”

  1. Jaded says – reply to this


    1

    Are you seriously asking questions like that about a remake? We know the answers. It's not a surprise. Unless of course you didn't know this was a remake. You did know this was a remake? Right?

  2. sacy says – reply to this


    2

    New Total Recall(2012) LOOKS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.

  3. Ruthie says – reply to this


    3

    My gf insists that Colin Farrell is going to play The Butcher in new movie of the Jack Elgos book about the IRA,The Killer. Is this true? God I hope so I luurrve that man.

    XX's
    Ruthie