.fpthumb.top-left.jpg "Best Dressed Celebs Of The Week!")
.fpthumb.top-left.jpg "Amanda Bynes' Desperate Drug & Alcohol Denial Includes Plea For Plastic Surgery! Read It HERE!")
.fpthumb.top-left.jpg "Amanda Bynes' Downward Spiral Is Outta Control: A Recap Of Events!")
.fpthumb.top-left.jpg "Hollywood Teen Queen Mugshots!!")
.fpthumb.top-left.jpg "Amanda Bynes Moving Out Of Dirty Apartment & Into Jail Due To Probation Violation?!")
.fpthumb.top-left.jpg "Amanda Bynes Post Arrest: Covers Her Face Through The Crowd On Way Home!")
.fpthumb.top-left.jpg "Amanda Bynes Reportedly Called 911 ON HERSELF! Said Cops Were Going To ASSAULT Her!!")
.fpthumb.top-left.jpg "Worst Dressed Celebs Of The Week!")
.fpthumb.top-left.jpg "Amanda Bynes Post Arrest: Arrives At Court With Her Head Down And Wig Platinum")
.fpthumb.top-left.jpg "Jennifer Hudson Joins American Idol's Judges Table!")
.fpthumb.top-left.jpg "Robert Pattinson Caught Cruising Around Kristen Stewart's House In Shared Toyota!? See The PIC!")
.fpthumb.top-left.jpg "Boy Scouts Lift Ban On Openly Gay Members, No Such Luck For Scout Leaders!")
.fpthumb.top-left.jpg "Kristen Stewart's Lady Friend Riles Up Lesbian Rumors! Has Heartbreak Led Her To The Ladiez?!")
.fpthumb.top-left.jpg "Amanda Bynes Continues Her Hate Against 'Ugly' People; Tweets Borderline Racist Message!")
.fpthumb.top-left.jpg "Brad Pitt Surprises Fans At World War Z Screening Because He's That AH-Mazing!")
.fpthumb.top-left.jpg "Lindsay Lohan Spent $15,000 On Cocaine & Pills Before Rehab Treatment?! So Says Her Alleged Drug Dealer!")
What The Tabs Are Talking About!
Sit down ya'll, it's time to have a kiki!
Are RPatz and KStew ready to have a real-life baby?
According to one tab, YES! And Twilight is what convinced them to rush!
Of course, everyone wants to talk about Captain Jack Sparrow's Johnny Depp's tryst with bisexual beauty Amber Heard after his well publicized split!!
And, every week, it seems like we get new details about how Katy Perry and Russell Brand went so wrong so fast — that story just gets more and more sad.
Speaking of stories that do NOT die, one tabloid reports a John Travolta and Kelly Preston's split — even though they were totes lovey-dovey at the Savages premiere!
Also, Paula Deen and Oprah are looking super seksy for older gals after all their weight loss while some stars are looking like the Crypt Keeper on bath salts when they're photographed without make-up on!
Check out the gallery (below) to see all the scandalous — and ridiculous — headlines from this week's tabloid jungle!
Tags: amber heard, captain jack sparrow, crypt keeper, john travolta, johnny depp, kristen stewart, oprah, paula deen, russell brand, tabloids, twilight, what the tabs are talking about
Craig Ferguson Does It In The Dark! With A Gay Robot! On Network TV!
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The Crypt Keeper on Bath Salts comment is HIGHlarious!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
scuse me? Oprah??? Sexy??????????
Gawd i'm really starting to hate your column.
"stars are looking like the Crypt Keeper on bath salts…" that is fricken funny!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Oprah and weight loss ?????????????????????
I don't think so
She is now bigger, and fatter than ever
And her feets are really scary looking
Yes I think they should have a baby! Go robert and Kristen!