It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Yippie-Kai-Yay! Fans of over-the-top 80s primetime soap operas rejoice!
And we can barely contain our joy!!!
"TV moguls are already huddled in top-secret talks with tempestuous Denver oil Dynasty divas Joan Collins and Linda Evans – begging them to get glam again in those magnificent, iconic costumes and scratch each other’s eyes out encore!"
Aaaand, from what we hear the divas are totes down for a cable channel reunion!
Our insider claims:
“Joan and Linda are really excited about reviving Dynasty. The show looks like a definite go as producers work out the details!”
OMG! We can smell the hair spry and White Diamonds perfume from already!
PLEAS, PLEASE, PLEEEASE let them remake their iconic cat fight! Nothing has ever compared — nothing!!!
[image via ABC]