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Is Ted America's Next Big Porn Star?

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Move over Channing Tatum, a different movie star is moistening fur at theaters this weekend!!

Ted got three and-a-half stars from Roger Ebert and will make countless millions at this weekend's box office but… this?

We never saw this coming!

Apparently, Seth MacFarlane's computer generated movie star is generating interest among a specific fetish community that is sexually aroused by stuffed animals and plush toys.

These "Plushies," as they like to be called, even want to license Ted's likeness for their videos and porn sites!

Personally, we would prefer to have Channing dress up like a plumber and check the state of our pipes but, as long as your boat stays afloat, it's none of our concern!

So is Ted just a few steps away from signing a contract at Vivid Entertainment?

Will he trade-in Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis for Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jameson?

We get it. We do.

Honestly, who hasn't woken up inside something they won at a carnival?

[Image via Universal.]

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5 comments to “Is Ted America's Next Big Porn Star?”

  1. Misty Eastwood says – reply to this


    1

    Least your being honest.
    Do you think they copied the name Teddy from you?

  2. Let's be real says – reply to this


    2

    No Perez. Don't be mad that they had the Plushie Teddy idea first.

    That's a new low if you become a Tedstar Plushie at an appearance.



  3. 3

    Oh no! It's Howard the Duck all over again



  4. 4

    good god is nothing sacred



  5. 5

    Yet another I will not be seeing - at least it is not a remake or sequel.