Darshelle Jones-Rakestraw is in DESPERATE need of dating advice!
The 26-year-old Usher fan / wife wanna be has been slapped with a restraining order from the man of her dreams.
Apparently Darshelle thought breaking into his house — twice — and telling cops she was his wife would bring her and Usher closer together.
"In reasonable fear for his own safety and/or the safety of his immediate family."
Mz Jones-Rakestraw just doesn't get it.
She claims that she IS in a relationship with Usher. She says they've been going at it since Feb 2011, and they are still going strong:
"I am in love with Mr. Raymond but I do not appreciate the fact that he has tried to charge me with stalking."
Well… we're not exactly sure why Usher would lie about something like that.
We're just gonna go ahead and assume she is totally delusional, in which case we are SO happy Usher is legally protected from her!
He has 99 problems, and doesn't have time for this… lady.
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