Put your seat backs and tray tables in their upright positions because this freakout is TURBULENT!
Channeling his best impression of Kelly Osbourne, an American Eagle flight attendant gave passengers a little more than they bargained for earlier this week on a NYC plane headed for North Carolina.
After hours of flight delays, irate passengers finally proved to be too much for veteran flight attendant Jose Serrano to handle!
He spouted out a bunch of cray-covered nonsense but sadly never paid homage to Samuel L. Jackson with any "I've had it with these motherf–king snakes on this motherf–king plane"-esque outburst.
As all the madness happened before take-off, passengers were free to record Serrano's infantile madness — and boy did they!
Ch-Ch-Check out the video (above) for the most delicious in-flight entertainment you've seen all month!
Seriously, where's the Sky Marshall when you need her?!
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