Put your seat backs and tray tables in their upright positions because this freakout is TURBULENT!
After hours of flight delays, irate passengers finally proved to be too much for veteran flight attendant Jose Serrano to handle!
He spouted out a bunch of cray-covered nonsense but sadly never paid homage to Samuel L. Jackson with any "I've had it with these motherf–king snakes on this motherf–king plane"-esque outburst.
As all the madness happened before take-off, passengers were free to record Serrano's infantile madness — and boy did they!
Ch-Ch-Check out the video (above) for the most delicious in-flight entertainment you've seen all month!
Seriously, where's the Sky Marshall when you need her?!