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German Cops Bust A Robber Vibrator Trying To Break Into A House!

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German Vibrator busted

We're not even exaggerating with that headline either.

German police responded to a call last Sunday night in which a man reported a possible burglary in progress. He heard what he THOUGHT was drilling coming from the lower level of his home around 11pm.

Once the officers arrived and investigated, it turned out the burglar was nothing more than a vibrator that had fallen off of a shelf in the basement and turned on after landing on a pipe.

That must have been an awkward discovery. Ha!

Hopefully the owner of the, uh, tool learned that ahem, toys, are kept in the privacy of the bedroom for a reason.

[Image via WENN.]

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2 comments to “German Cops Bust A Robber Vibrator Trying To Break Into A House!”



  1. 1

    What's up with those hands in that picture?



  2. 2

    I thought this was a celebrity gossip site. But then again, with Mario at the helm, I can see him finding this story after googling "dildo in ass" as he surfs his gay porn. Mario…NOBODY cares about shit like this.