Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Waves of excited girls (and guys) squealed watching Steven Soderbergh's masterpiece Friday night.
The stripperific Magic Mike earned an overwhelming $19.4M opening night, far exceeding expectations.
The film is estimated to reach $40M this weekend… that's a lot of sweaty $1 bills!
But even with all the cheeks and shadow dick, it still didn't win #1.
Sitting in the throne is Seth MacFarlane's Ted, with $20M. Teddy Ruxpin must be so pissed!