Cheryl Cole's Las Vegas Birthday Bash!

Blast your Million Lights ALL OVER that sleazy strip!

Last Friday night, record-breaker and tasty English cupcake Cheryl Cole explosively celebrated her 29th birthday in the city of Sin, partying allll night to the sound of the underground Will.I.Am's DJ stylings at Las Vegas' mega-funsies XS Nightclub!!

And Chezza reportedly danced her perfect bum off on many a table with fellow, former Girls Aloud members Nicola Roberts and Kimberley Walsh.

Of if ONLY we could have gotten a slice of some Chezza Birthday cake cake cake!

We can't even begin to imagine the decadent debauchery that went down…

But at least we have some wunderbar pics of Cheryl and Wills via Twitter (above) and some EXCLUSIVE behind the DJ booth snaps (below)!

[Image via Twitter.]

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