He's really doing Playboy!!
James Franco is a poet, author, actor, olympic curler, producer, blogger, Nobel Prize winning chemist, and now he's even a magazine columnist!
Okay, we made two of those up, but the guy is definitely a
jack James of all trades.
He's a poor man's Orson Welles! He's a rich man's Vanilla Ice!
In the July/August double issue, James has a nice fireside chat with performance artist Marina Abramović. It's the first of six regular Francophile columns Playboy asked him to write!
Is there anything this dude CAN'T do?
Travel back in time and bareback a velociraptor? Grow Amanda Seyfried's baby inside his belly? Swim only twenty minutes after eating?
We wouldn't put it past him!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]