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Bath Salt Birthday 'Zombie' Terrorizes Golfers, Tries To Eat Cops, And Reviews The Avengers

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Karl Laventure

Karl Laventure had quite the 21st birthday last month!

After getting high on bath salts, Karl found the nearest golf course and terrorized driving range patrons by stealing their clubs, running around like a crazed lunatic, and swinging at everyone's balls.

Police quickly arrived on the scene … but it isn't easy taking down a dude on a bad trip who feels no pain!!

He threatened to eat the cops' faces, he rambled about Tupac and Notorious B.I.G., and he even offered a favorable opinion on the recent Avengers movie.

Police eventually had to tase the him… 14 times. That finally subdued him enough to have paramedics inject him with a tranquilizer to temporarily counteract the bath salts effects in order to transport him to a hospital.

Yikes!!

Why in the world would anyone smoke a drug to give them terrible hallucinations and carvings for human flesh??

[Image via WSBTV.]

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9 comments to “Bath Salt Birthday 'Zombie' Terrorizes Golfers, Tries To Eat Cops, And Reviews The Avengers



  1. 1

    Your obsession with stories about bath salts got old long ago. I guess at least bath salts can't dump you like GaGa and Graham did, lolz. Ha!



  2. 2

    I hope the new healthcare plan is not paying for his hospital care … it probably is though.



  3. 3

    Blacks being black.



  4. 4

    mario, i know you don't personally write most of this crap on your site, but my god man are your writers all fucking HIGH??? "Police eventually had to tase the him… 14 times."



  5. 5

    Why is it only blacks who are chewing people's faces off? I haven't heard of any Whites, Asians, Indians or Latino's eating faces…..

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    6

    I think you spelt cravings wrong.



  7. 7

    Re: LiberalsMakeMeSick – are you being facetious? in case you didn't know this is happening in asia as well.



  8. 8

    Isn't this just like the dude who allegedly ate the homeless dudes face who you said over and over was on bath salts, but who wasn't? It's like you're promoting bath salt usage. It's really weird. I don't believe a word of this story.



  9. 9

    One more thing… it's strange that he managed to promote two rappers and movie during his "bath salt" crazed rant. C'mon, you guys can come up with better press stories to promote things. This isn't even inventive, and seriously, you are probably making millions of people curious to try something they would have never even thought to ingest. It's gross. Do some good instead of damage.