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No criminal charges for this pAArty animal!
Jersey Shore's Deena Cortese had her disorderly conduct charges DAH-ROPPED Tuesday.
If you'll recall, Deenz was arrested for dancin' cray-cray in the streets last month.
But the classy lass was able to make it outta the courtroom today with just some fines!
"Very happy with the result and I know Deena is too. She is very appreciate and grateful for the outcome. She knows she made a mistake and regrets what she did. But she is happy to be able to avoid being exposed to a criminal record."
After pleading guilty and apologizing for any trouble, she was ordered to pay a measly $139 in total.
Hope she's leaned her lesson! What if she had been hit by car? By Snooki!?! OUCH!