It's a race to the finish line!
George Clooney may have to see another one of his
many exes get married before he does.
We can't wait!
[Image via WENN]
Is that Shaggy from the Scooby-Gang, after a six-day bath salt bender?
Is it Paul Bunyan's domestically violent grandson??
It's Ryan Nunes!
Amazingly enough, this dude does not hail from Portlandia!
"Red-eye" Ryan is actually a Modesto, CA guy who showed up to court a
little lot bit drunk… for a slew of outstanding public intoxication charges.
He was so Hammertime when he went in front of the judge, bailiffs had to throw his lice-encrusted-behind right into the slammer!
"He wasn’t able to walk and his speech was very slurred… He did make an effort to show up to the courthouse to attend his court hearing."
Don't post bail too soon, Ryan — take a few days to rest up in the slammer.
We really think you could use a nap!
[Image via Stanislaus County Sheriff's Department.]