This is unimaginably tragic.
The team did release a statement on the matter, though (below):
Is that Shaggy from the Scooby-Gang, after a six-day bath salt bender?
Is it Paul Bunyan's domestically violent grandson??
It's Ryan Nunes!
Amazingly enough, this dude does not hail from Portlandia!
"Red-eye" Ryan is actually a Modesto, CA guy who showed up to court a
little lot bit drunk… for a slew of outstanding public intoxication charges.
He was so Hammertime when he went in front of the judge, bailiffs had to throw his lice-encrusted-behind right into the slammer!
"He wasn’t able to walk and his speech was very slurred… He did make an effort to show up to the courthouse to attend his court hearing."
Don't post bail too soon, Ryan — take a few days to rest up in the slammer.
We really think you could use a nap!
[Image via Stanislaus County Sheriff's Department.]