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Naked Ninja Fights Off Cops In Shorts While Getting Tased!

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These is the most incompetent police work EVER! Are we sure this isn't a deleted scene from 21 Jump Street?

We realize the job is difficult but, when a whole brigade of cops go up against one naked perp, the guys with the billy clubs and stun guns should win!!

Don't they screen Don't Tase Me, Bro! at the police academy??

We guess the only weapon a naked ninja needs to defend himself is his swinging cod piece, LOLz!!

Ch-Ch-Check out this completely cray video of a naked dude freaking out (above)!!

When the police come to apprehend a naked dude kicking innocent bystanders, they electrocute him, tackle him, and literally throw his balls to the wall… but the assailant summons all his "naked man strength" to make the most daring and improbable escape we've seen since The Shawshank Redemption!!

Clearly this dude was high on something more potent than life — Spice, it would seem — but we still expect better results from cops!

Even ones in shorts!!

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7 comments to “Naked Ninja Fights Off Cops In Shorts While Getting Tased!”

  1. Corrie says – reply to this


    I love ya hun but please check grammer! :)

  2. 2

    Re: Corrie – grammar.

  3. poopin says – reply to this


    These is the most incompetent grammar Peepee.

  4. 4

    Research Excited Delirium. Then you'll understand why 4 cops their size couldn't take him down.

  5. 5

    now for the TRUTH, IMAGINE THAT truth on this site, nearly TWO weeks ago(5-20) had been eating schrooms not spice, and finally taking it easy on the junky is called restraint. DIPSHIT.

  6. 6

    It seems the asshat media and its blind naive morons are hell bent on blaming a LEGAL substance on anyone who flips their shit these days. "spice" what a moron.

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