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New Mexico Mom Jailed For Twilight Obsession

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Taylor Lautner And RPatz

This New Mexico Mom is Twi-Harder than all the rest!

Waiting in line all night for tickets to Breaking Dawn: Part 2?

Pshhht! Child's play!

If you really cared about Team Jacob or Team Edward, you'd do time for them!

Lori Teel spent a night in an Albuquerque jail earlier this month because she refused to part ways with her public library copy of Twilight!

Well, Lori actually claims she never checked it out in the first place!

Still, she was ordered to appear in court to resolve issue over $35.98 in owed late fees and she never showed up!

Probably at home re-reading her favorite book, riiiight?

That's when a warrant was issued for her arrest for failing to appear in court!!


Lori ended spending a harsh night in a cell because of it all — and they didn't even let her bring her book!

The hardened Mama had this to say:

“Honestly, it was awful. For me, it was very awful because I have never been in trouble for anything in my life…. My kids are still very emotional. They had to stay with a complete stranger. My 3-year-old is traumatized over it. She will not leave my side.”

That does sound traumatic!!

Still, we wonder whether she was sad because she was in jail or sad because they wouldn't allow RPatz or TayTay any conjugal visits!! LOLz!!

[Image via Patrick Hoffmann/WENN.]

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6 comments to “New Mexico Mom Jailed For Twilight Obsession”

  1. Hphoneydukes says – reply to this


    A night in jail? For not retuning a library book? Are you shitting me? Wow, talk about being wrong on so many levels, I don't even know where to start on this one.

  2. Maura says – reply to this


    Here's the real story:

    She was actually jailed for missing her court appearance due to a court error and the chargers were dismissed and she is taking legal action. Love your blog but wanted to give you the right facts

  3. Butterfly says – reply to this


    Could we please all chip in and get this woman her own copy of Twilight? It's not worth breaking up families.

  4. lauralynn says – reply to this


    I would like to know this woman's contact info. I'd be happy to send a boxed set of all of the Twilight books for her very own.

  5. 5

    I live in Albuquerque and this doesn't surprise me at all. Law inforcement are more concerned about a book when we have whores, gang members and crack heads running around robbing and shooting people. *shakes head*

  6. Josie says – reply to this


    Re: berrybaby – But chasing gang members and prostitutes would mean doing real work!