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What a dirrrrty way to celebrate our nation's independence!
Howie Mandel threw a Fourth of July rager at his Calabasas home Wednesday evening, and awoke Thursday morn to lustful sounds coming from his latrine…
And believing it to be some kind of sexual assault, Howie called the cops!
But fortunately, the coppers only found some super-celebratory 21 year-olds who had gotten carried away with their patriotic festivites!
We hope there was no residual, um, confetti to clean up! HA!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]