West Coast hotels are ready to make bank off the 50 Shades of Grey craze, ladies and gents!! So get those sex toys washed! Whoo!!!
Take Portland's Heathman Hotel, for example. Just like S&M duo Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele explored very naughty realms, you can too with their Inner Goddess Addition package of Pinot Gris.
Or you can pump it up a bit with the $2,750 Charlie Tango No Limits package: appetizers, white wine, helicopter tour of the city, enough roses to make perfume with, dinner, and limo rides!!
But if you go to Seattle (where most of the story takes place), Hotel Max offers the Fifty Shades of Seattle package: two nights for two lovers in the Artist King room, a helicopter tour, and a town car to take you to and from said magical date! Those start from $1,669.
And last, but not least! Three of San Francisco's Personality Hotels offer the Fifty Shades of Women packages which includes OUR FAVORITE PART….
YOUR OWN SUPER SPECIAL PLEASURE BOX!!! FOR ONLY $369!!!
OMG are you so ready to cup your sex!?! This all just sounds like a ride down the magic waterfall of NASTY!!! And we LOVE IT!!!
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