Ding! Ding! Ding!
In one corner — the Ragin’ Baby Beltin’ Biebs…in the other? Tween Self-Esteem Boosting, Infectious One Direction!
"I'd get my ass kicked (against all of them). But one-on-one I'd take them. I'd try a spin-kick. To the face."
Gettin’ violent there, JB! Teen angst?! Tone it down!
Violence is never the answer, though, so we hope Bieber and the Brits never find themselves in a REAL match!
We can’t be having Harry Styles walking around with one ear bitten off or anything, now can we! Ha!
[Image via WENN.]