This is absolutely wonderful.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 4, 2016
Aw Kaypers! Your tender heart is still being stitched back together! And you can't love someone new with a broken heart…
Even though the grapevine is RIPE with Katy Perry dating Florence + The Machine Guitarist Robert Ackroyd grapes, according to the Teenage Dream herself, the two are NOT boyfriend and girlfriend for lifesiez.
"That's not even appropriate to label. There are times I go out and meet people and flirt, but it's not really appropriate to have anything serious."
And we think a casual hook-up buddy is JUST what our glittering bundle of light needs after Russell Brand shattered her sweetly-innocent ideas about love…
You do you girl! Kiss those boys and make them cry!
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