As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
We're gushing spicy love rockets out of our eyeballs at this wondrous news!
GIRL POWER TO THE MAX!! Well to the 20%, BUT STILL…
— Melanie C (@MelanieCmusic) July 6, 2012
Stages will apparently be a collection of theater-born songs that are significant to Mel, and debuts sometime this September.
SO MUCH SPICE IN OUR GULLETS!
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