Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We're gushing spicy love rockets out of our eyeballs at this wondrous news!
GIRL POWER TO THE MAX!! Well to the 20%, BUT STILL…
— Melanie C (@MelanieCmusic) July 6, 2012
Stages will apparently be a collection of theater-born songs that are significant to Mel, and debuts sometime this September.
SO MUCH SPICE IN OUR GULLETS!
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