Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
The snaps - which allegedly portray a topless Tallulah sucking on a fatty and flipping the bird - have either been sold to someone close to Demi Moore's progeny, or the seller has encountered a legal block…
Either way we will NOT be seeing Tallulah's tatas in the near future.
Isn't that just the tits? But at least Tallulah can melon out. It's a good thing her mom's lawyers were abreast of the situation.
There! We think we've fulfilled our tittay humor quota for the month in just one post! BOOYAH!
[Image via WENN.]