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Completely Gratuitous

7/07/2012 6:00 PM ET | Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw • Katie Holmes

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DAYUM!!!

Check out those pecks! And those biceps!

Chris Klein definitely wins the Hottest Guy At LAX award this week!

MmMMmmMMM!!!

If we were Katie Holmes, we'd be reminiscing right about now! Ha!

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47 comments to “Completely Gratuitous”

  1. nationalenquierer says – reply to this


    1

    No wonder your single…..You're a CREEPY asshole for drawing hearts over straight guy crotches. You really think it's cute to do that. You need to keep it to yourself. You will ALWAYS b -list. No self respecting person would ever do that.
    Creep.



  2. 2

    heart on crotch again, you fucking perv

  3. Boo says – reply to this


    3

    Now, THERE'S Suri's father…….



  4. 4

    You're a disgusting piece of shit Perez! When are you going to finally admit that ?

  5. krtmom says – reply to this


    5

    He is sooooo cute!!! I saw him on a talk show and he was adorable!

  6. Pink Champange Speedos says – reply to this


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    This is why I am totally for gay marriage. So you gay creeps, lurkers, stalkers and window lickers can all be married, do the whole fun pretty stuff with the glitz and then realize it's work….. Well it ain't all roses and champagne Perez sweetie… It's work. Not a anonymous West Hollywood gay club. Stop the sparkly illusions and join the real working world…Welcome to the Dollhouse bitch!

  7. Dawn says – reply to this


    7

    And when are some of you guys going to admit how pathetic you are for harassing someone through the internet?

  8. all about it says – reply to this


    8

    Doesn't he have a drinking problem? I've heard others guess that he is Suri's father, whatever.



  9. 9

    You just know that he is Suri's real father. Maybe (if he can control his alcoholism,) Katie will go back to him?



  10. 10

    Please let this happen! Please let this happen! Please let this happen!



  11. 11

    Thanks for again proving gays are sexual predators.

  12. john shutt says – reply to this


    12

    I like your prespective on the stars but hearts on the crotch? I have no problem your gay don't go crazy with it . I don't draw a heart around pictures of girls i have its called CLASS! Other wise like your web page.

  13. git it dun and shut up says – reply to this


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    bit 2 neet 4 a str8t dude…Gay Faceraroooooneeee

    Meebbee Tom and Chris mixed the jizz and made a cockktail mix 4 Katie..

    Get it? Cock in the Tail Mix = Yes Sireee Jim Bob!! lol lol lol loln



  14. 14

    Re: NorCaliAli – Didn't he start drinking after she married Tom? That's how I remember it, anyway . . .



  15. 15

    Chris drinks too much because he's a hunk who has a small peen….It's true!



  16. 16

    Chris Klein's Jewish Sperm fertilized Katie Holme's eggs.

  17. Roaming says – reply to this


    17

    Lol……

    Roaming hands, Russian fingers, Grecian lips….

    Stop..lol

  18. purplegenie says – reply to this


    18

    Chris Klein went through rehab and his drinking is in the past (but not, obviously, his hotness). I think there's a good chance he's Suri's father. But the real reason I'm commenting is that y'all have some issues that are telling — Perez, you go on with your straight and gay crotch heart drawing self! You know, haters gotta hate.



  19. 19

    I have seen so many of you constantly post on here about how bad Perez is. Do you all meet up and bash him? Is it a club?

    He's too mean, then he's too nice. He's freaky, but then he's not freaky enough..

    PLEASE LEAVE. PLEASE GET OFF OF THIS SITE!!!!!!!



  20. 20

    You just can't stop being an immature weirdo, can you?



  21. 21

    Re: blondly7 – We do. It is.



  22. 22

    Re: raypearson – Re: dryan1971 – Re: Lady Who? – come on you guys have got to give it to perez. most bloggers would have banned all of you from their site by now. as much ridiculous shit you guys have written and he still allows you trolls to be on here day in and day out. you all should be sucking perez's dick for giving you some sort of life, even though it's a sad and miserable one.



  23. 23

    Re: LaughingOutLoud1 – duh i'm part of the bash perez club. i'm so cool. LOL! what a idiot.

  24. Hey, Let's Get Real says – reply to this


    24

    Hey, I personally prefer his mom Teresita. Ms. L is much more interesting, nicer and intelligent than Perez. I have a feeling that the Mercedes was a gift to keep her quiet about the strange things that go on with Perez. I would like just to be a fly on the wall for 1 minute in his bedroom, longer that, you'd get sprayed with some strange goo.
    If he was really smart, he would trash the Passé name Hilton and call this blog, TERESITA'S
    Brat blog.
    He would get more classier ads. She's so much more nicer looking! Was he adopted?



  25. 25

    Re: blondly7 – lame girly



  26. 26

    Re: AttFinch – no dumbass, if he banned all of the people who bitch about hime his click count would drop by more than 50% this post alone would have less than 1/2 of the posts it does were it not for us and you losders who have to answer us. 50% drop in clicks would COST HIM big bucks. You do know don't you that bloggers ad income is based upon how many clicks he gets. MARIO loves us, we pay his bills.

  27. Nathalie says – reply to this


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    Hi! I've heard that you like a lot of swedish music.. I wonder if you've listened to a girl named Moa Lignell? She sings very beautiful. // Greetings from Sweden!

  28. Moa is great says – reply to this


    28

    Good call! Impressed by people who know world music!!

    Perez introduced his fans(the cd/singer)to Mica…would never have known unless you pass it on!

    Xoxo



  29. 29

    Re: AttFinch – well said hes kind enough to let them stay

    as for chris he was huge in movies then he kind of peitered out just like katie would be nice to see them back to their old selves ..;hes lovely and so is she…cruise should of never got his hands on her its tragic…

    but we do all love suri shes so cute..



  30. 30

    god, the heart over the crotch is so fing gross, pervy and inappropriate. what the hell is wrong with you perez?



  31. 31

    I thought you stopped this whole heart over crotches, jizz on peoples mouths crap. I will no longer be coming to this site, and the rest of you would do well to follow. He cant have a site if we all stop looking

  32. ellen says – reply to this


    32

    yep—suri's dad–look at those eyes—-

  33. j.no says – reply to this


    33

    He's an asshole, which is why Katie broke up with him and Genifef broke up with him. Don't root for an asshole.

  34. j.no says – reply to this


    34

    Re: ellen – not so much, but you keep believing the abloids. You seem to be their target audience, so you've got that going for you.

  35. Cas says – reply to this


    35

    Why doesn't she just admit that Chris is Suri's real father and just be done with it……Chris K. = Fine as Hell!

  36. David A Tobin says – reply to this


    36

    A young Sly Stallone! Really!!!

  37. Sas says – reply to this


    37

    Wasnt he an alcoholic abusive boyfriend ro ms holmes…..



  38. 38

    visit this guyzz



  39. 39

    visit it guyzz



  40. 40

    plz visit mah page guyzz



  41. 41

    Re: AttFinch – You make me laugh. Thank you Perez for giving me a life, lmfao.



  42. 42

    Perez, the phrase is pecs, not pecks, when referring to a guy's chest.



  43. 43

    And he will NEVER look at you, Perez. He may get grossed out because you're such a perv and because you stalk male children on your site, but you will never get anyone like Klein. I hope you're alone for the rest of your miserable, worthless life.
    .
    Re: AttFinch – Not as sad as yours, loser. He doesn't ban us because he needs the hits. You too stupid to figure that out?

  44. kaylee says – reply to this


    44

    Say what you want, but he looks amazing. Sobriety never looked better. See what getting healthy can do? His body looks like Ryan Reynolds, bigger though. He was so funny in Just Friends. I always liked CHris. I hope they don't drag him into this divorce crap.

  45. CF98 says – reply to this


    45

    I still think Josh Jackson is Suri's real dad she saw him after she broke up with Chris and before Tom when she went to his play in London.

    Plus she has his nose.



  46. 46

    One thing's for sure, Tom is not Suri's father…..



  47. 47

    Rip that hat off and he's bald…..I think Katie Holmes should get back together with him just to piss off Tom Cruise.