Amber Rose is SO done with being known as Kanye West's ex-girlfriend!
In the beauty's very calm and measured response (take note, Yeezy!), she explained:
Glory be to all things gay in the world of pop!
Except this one time at a massage parlor!
And no, John Travolta wasn't there.
The Wanted's Tom Parker recently shared:
"We only saw [One Direction] once when we bumped into them at a massage parlor. It was in the smallest unused rehearsal space and they were literally next door. So we went and said 'hi'."
Now, was this before everyone stripped and began rubbing copious amounts of oil on each other … or after?
Did we hear a thud? Did all the tweens just pass out? Hello? Anyone?