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CHRISTIAN GREY REVEALED! And Holy Geez Is He Ugly
Nooooooo!
Christian Grey is supposed to be a stunning mix of rugged, handsome manliness! The perfectly chiseled combination of power, sex appeal, and deviance!
Well, Dr. Faye Skelton is the mad scientist from University of Central Lancashire who aspired to create the perfect gentleman.
He failed.
This unholy abortion composite portrait of a man (above, left) is a computer generated synthesis of the greatest parts of today's hottest male celebs and the ideal candidate for Mizter Grey in a Fifty Shades film!
They combined Patrick Dempsey's eyes with Brad Pitt's jawline and David Beckham's face shape to create the most desirable amalgam imaginable.
It. Did. Not. Work.
In a statement, Dr. Frankenstein Skelton said:
"I think he's quite handsome, although everyone's interpretation will be different."
Uhh, no.
His glance must invite submission! His face must inspire erotic corners of the imagination!
His mere presence must instantly lubricate, ehhh, our darkest ambitions of sexual perversion!
Alexander Skarsgard! Alex Pettyfer perhaps! Even a Chris Pine might do in a pinch!
But this, this will not suffice.
Go back, beast!
Return to the depths from whence you came!
And take Val Kilmer's lips with you!
Tags: alex pettyfer, alexander skarsgard, brad pitt, chris pine, christian grey, david beckham, dr faye skelton, epic fail, fifty shades of grey, patrick dempsey, university of central lancashire, val kilmer
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Isn't that Jonathon Taylor Thomas or Jason Ritter?
Chris pine would be perfect
Ok this woman is obsessed with Jorge Ramos from Real Madrid's soccer team. That sketch is him.
Everyone is saying he looks like James Deen…
Ian Somerhalder needs to play Christian.. it's a perfect match
Only people who feel ugly are compelled to place such an emphasis on beauty. You give guys waaaay too much credit for being pretty. George Clooney, a go-to guy for handsome played Batman….and he sucked. Christian Bale, who's not necessarily stereotypically attractive, is a million times better. Looking beautiful isn't a talent. Being beautiful is.
JTT
I do not get this 50 Shades of Grey thing and that guy that the Dr created is scary!
Re: amish – Seriously, JTT is back.
christ! is that Brody Jenner?? LMAO!
to me that sketch is chace crawford LOL but when i read the book i always imagined ryan gosling for some reason but hes super hot though
unholy abortion……….
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????
Ian Somerhalder has to be Christian Grey! This guy in the drawing looks nothing like Christian Grey (what was described in the books)!
Ummm no. In my head Christian Grey looks like Gavin Rossdale!
This guy looks just like the rendering ….
This is why they shouldn't do a movie. Everyone has their own version of this dude in their head. No matter what, people are gonna be disapointed.
Faye is a chick's name
Alex Pettyfer would be the BEST choice. Hands down.
looks kinda like scott peterson…..you know the "perfect husband"….YIKES!!!
Looks pretty damn close to Jonathon Taylor Thomas!
looks like NEYMAR, the brazilian soccer player, in a cuter version.
looks like Sergio Ramos
That's absolutely Johnathan Taylor Thomas!
Kind of looks like a skewed drawing of a young Keanu Reeves.
Chris Pine is the only suggestion so far that seems appropriate…sexy eyes, stronge jawline, tall, panty busting smile!
Okay ladies! Let's give it up to ALEX PETTYFER! I'm sure he wouldn't mind baring some more skin for us after his Magic Mike performance
Im so confused why people think Alexander s or Alex P are good choices?? I love u perez. Gay men are amazing but u do not get a say in who should Play CG. We women know what would make us feel the way Ana felt and its not by lanky mediocre dudes. He needs to be not so skinny and narrow. Christian should be Ian somethalder bulked up or henry cavill. A blonde guy cannot pull off a controlling dominating sexy jerk. And personally I hope they make CG have dark brown hair. Not the copper tones the book mentions. That not attractive. U people wanting skars or pet are blind. They aren't even good looking! And he's supposed to be in his mid- late 20s!! So u Christian bale fans are just as blind.
Looks like Arie Luyendyk, jr. from The Bachelorette.
Ian Somerhalder for Christian Grey!
YOU ARE ALL CRAZY….HANDS DOWN HENRY CAVILL…BUT BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY HAS THE BRAINS ENOUGH TO WANT A RESPECTFUL CAREER, HE WILL TURN THIS ISH DOWN… BUT HE IS CHRISTIAN GREY AND THEN SOME
I just can't with the Home Alone Guy(Alex), he just doesn't do it for me. He and "Bill" have ruined Trueblood for me. That, and the obvious Preachy McPreachyiness through their politically bent plots and dialogue. They jumped the shark last season.
What are you talking about? The drawing is cute. What god fail was when he made your face
Jonathan Rhys Meyers should be Christian!!!
sorry pez, if you think this composite is ugly, then you must become suicidal every time you look in the mirror. you need a serious reality check. YOU ARE NOT ALL THAT!
I wouldn't mind seeing Justin Timberlake as Christian!
haha it is Jonathan Taylor Thomas! I thought he was dead or was that the sea quest dude?
look like Val Kilmer.. when he was younger duh (:
I don't think men are called faye. Love how you assume shes a man because shes a Doctor.
The sketch isnt ugly just kind of average looking IMO but I think it kinda looks like a dark haired Ryan Reynolds. Alexander Skarsgard looks UGLY in that pic I dont watch
True Blood so dont know what he looks like on the show but in that pic his eyes look too squinty & his forehead huge.
It's Tim Tebow!!! Bahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Do you people remember what Brad Pitt looked like at 27? That's the look you're looking for. That Alex S guy is balding for crying out loud. The other guys you mention aren't good looking enough either. Christian is suppose to look like God himself. Medi-ocre guys just aren't going to cut it.
The real guy pictured is Alexander Skarsgard.
The real guy puctured is Alexander Skarsgard. Re: amish –
Perez:
I'm with you~ Christian Grey IS Alexander Skarsgard!!!!
I say "No" to any other guys.
Do you remember the book/movie "The Love Machine"???
Book was by Jacquline Susanne & movie starred John Phillip Law & Diane Cannon
John was his day's Alexander Skarsgard~tall,Blond,handsome.
Check out the film if you've never seen it!!!
My vote is for eric winter. He's gorgeous, and he's been my vision of christian grey since I started reading. Plus, he hasn't done a film since Katherine Heigl's yummy doctor bf in 'the ugly truth'
Re: ianlover – AREEEDDDDD!!!!!
Re: Kaitiekaitie – Pettyfer can no act out of a Bag and he is a ugly arrogant a$$
I agree completely about the pathetic depiction of Christian! Alexander Skarsgard is perfect for the role and is who I imagine as I read the books!
Jensen Ackles would be stunning. I think I will shoot myself if Chris Pine gets the role.
Clearly, Joe Manganiello is the best actor to play Christian Grey - rugged, handsome, and manly - HELLO!?!?!?!
i dont know why people like ian somerhalder, he's way too much of a pretty boy and leans more towards cute than handsome or hot. I'd say chris pine would be good, although i'd doubt he'd take the role.
Mario what are you doing reading my book? Yes, I've read it and I can see a younger Brad Pitt in it. The the drawing is not Christan Grey. I could have wrote that book.
Happy summer everyone!!!
Oh, and since he does like to be touched David Beckem would be perfect! Now that's a Christian Grey.
I googled some of your choices. Eric Winter is too old, almost ten years older than Christian but that Henry Cavill sure was cute and the right age, however he may have an English accent. I saw him in The Tudors and he has that certain something all those other guys don't have.
My image of Grey was Michael Fassbender. That man has the copper colored hair, grey eyes and a stare that will stop traffic, not to mention his body is sick, and he's a really talented actor.
I know it'll never happen due to his age, but he would be my pick.
I agree with the other posters that this sketch looks like Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
If they could coach Joe Jonas, he has the right look and is almost old enough.
YUK!!!!!!!!! Totally not how I envisioned the famous Christian Grey, I was thinking more like Mat Boomer or Ian Somerhalder!
Re: Jaded – not cute enough!
Re: Cynthia – they're not cute enough either!
How about Joe Manganiello/Big Dick Richie!!
alexander skarsgard is the perfect choice, and HE CAN ACT!!!
Re: kdbrown9 – Re: kdbrown9 – OMG YES!! Thats who i picture as Christian Grey! He'd be perfect!
Re: DD125 – Nope, he doesn't cut it either plus he's too old 33, Christian is in his mid twenties and looks boyish sometimes.
Totally looks like val Kilmer
How bout Josh Hartnett? Particulary the look he had in I Come With The Rain..
I would say it look just like sergio ramos, from the spanish national football team, and real madrid - after his new haircut
It looks like Val Kilmer
If we're going on character description and what the author was picturing while writing, the actor should be Rob Pattinson…so let's hope that never happens.
Check out the movie " Something Borrowed " ! The lead actor, Colin Egglesfield is a really good, strong casting choice…….
Check out the movie " Something Borrowed " ! The lead actor, Colin Egglesfield is a really good, strong casting choice…….On second thought, I think Henry Cavill would do as well, if not Better in this complex role ,,,,,,
Jason Lewis (smith from sex in the city) would be the PERFECT Christian Grey!!!
Re: Anonymous – o.k. I googled Jason Lewis who is turning 40 and that Colin guy is 43 so both those guys are too old. Al least Robert Pattison is the right age and is at least cute.
he looks kinda like jason ritter…
christain needs to be Jesse Pavelka!!!!! hes so fine!!
Um, no, that drawing looks nothing the way we imagine Christian Grey. But it was done by a man so not surprising that's what came out. lol
Ian Somerhalder is my vision of Christian Grey… He'd be so great in the movie. There is none other that would fit the role in all aspets as well as he would.
That is Chace Crawford
Yes! ALEX PETTYFER IS CHRISTIAN GREY.
ALEX PETTYFER ALL THE WAY! No, no, no, no, no VAMPIRES.
SO CLICHE PEOPLE. & CG is smart, successful… Ian S. is sooooo not those qualities.
Go Alex!!!!!!!
Alexander Skarsgard MUSt play Christian Grey!! it's a perfect match! Have you not seen his body?!?
Honestly everyone is going to have their own opinion about who should play christian grey but I really think people should google Shawn Roberts he has the body for the part his face seems perfect the way e l james describes mr. grey is what I see in Shawn Roberts. Hope E L James considers him!
Okay I can't be the only person who thinks Alexander Skarsgard is absolutely hideous, can I? I see absolutely nothing attractive about that man. Anyone who has read 50 shades and also watches Vampire Diaries would be crazy to not think of Ian Somerhalder as Christian! Hell, his character in the first two season WAS Christian…a self-loathing sex addict incapable of love. The looks he gives just ooze Christian sexiness…Intimidating but gorgeous…i could stare in his eyes all day. If this does become a movie and he doesn't get the part, I will not be seeing it.
1st thought…He looks like a young Val Kilmer to me, but i agree that he looks like JTT as well (lol remember jonathan taylor thomas??) I always pictured matt bomer as Christain Grey but Alexander Skarsgard woud def. do it for me if they chose him! Who the hell would play Ana?
I agree with everyone that sketch looks like JTT or any random obnoxious frat boy - no thank you! As far CG, it is going to be hard to please everyone when casting the right person for example I think Jamie Dornan is a great choice. I saw Marie Antoinette and man he made me melt. He has the piercing intensity just like CG.
neither Alex will work they are NOT christian! I say Chris Pine is PERFECT for the part. He is the look i had in my mind the entire time i read the books.
Re: Apple girl – Agreed!
Re: CatAttack – Agreed
Re: Helen0r – hmm.. i never thought about him…. he would be good for the part but it think hes to short… im thinking Chris Pine.
Re: Amanda – your not the only one, either of the Alex's wouldnt work… i still think Chris Pine.
People, stop suggesting the old guys for the part. Christian is mid-twenties not mid thirties and certainly not into his 40”s for Pete's sake. He is supposed to be fabulously good looking too, not balding, not old and not ugly. Sheesh, you people are easy to please!
Omg Chris Pineeeeeee. Picturing him from now on.
Alex Pettyfer!!!! Everyone who is saying hes not cute have y'all seen beastly and I am number 4?? He's perfect. Google Alex and find the black and whites of him in a suit. I do agree though that many will be disappointed bc everyone envisages
a different Christian in their minds.
Re: Nicole – Thank God I'm not the only one! I somewhat agree with you on Chris Pine…you should google pictures if Ian Somethalder. He and Chris look similar in the face. I wouldn't be as devastated if Chris won over ian…as long as neither of the Alex's get the part!
Hoping Ian Somerhalder gets the part of Christian. Pictured him while reading the book.YUMMY!!!!!!
The composite looks very similar to john travolta
if anyone thinks this imaginery person is ugly than how shallow is this post. He not hot but i definitely would not consider him ugly. beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
MATT BOMER AS CHRISTIAN GREY. PERIOD.
One name comes to mind….. MATT BOMER!! He was on Magic Mike and there's pics of him in grey suits depicting him perfectly for the role! MATT BOMER!!
I would be in heaven if Alex Pettyfer got the role.
It's as if yall haven't seen Magic Mike…Alex Pettyfer's body? his ass? those eyes & tattoos? I'm sure he would be fine with showing a bit more skin. and he'd definitely have my body aching
"Christian Grey is supposed to be a stunning mix of rugged, handsome manliness! The perfectly chiseled combination of power, sex appeal, and deviance!" SO… Who better than CHRIS HEMSWORTH???!!! Sexy deep voice, amazing (not needing fake contacts) eyes, tall and an perfect chiseled body!!! He is the ideal mans man!
Re: Jessie – "LADIES" man