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CHRISTIAN GREY REVEALED! And Holy Geez Is He Ugly

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Alexander Skarsgard Christian Grey CGI

Nooooooo!

Christian Grey is supposed to be a stunning mix of rugged, handsome manliness! The perfectly chiseled combination of power, sex appeal, and deviance!

Well, Dr. Faye Skelton is the mad scientist from University of Central Lancashire who aspired to create the perfect gentleman.

He failed.

This unholy abortion composite portrait of a man (above, left) is a computer generated synthesis of the greatest parts of today's hottest male celebs and the ideal candidate for Mizter Grey in a Fifty Shades film!

They combined Patrick Dempsey's eyes with Brad Pitt's jawline and David Beckham's face shape to create the most desirable amalgam imaginable.

It. Did. Not. Work.

In a statement, Dr. Frankenstein Skelton said:

"I think he's quite handsome, although everyone's interpretation will be different."

Uhh, no.

His glance must invite submission! His face must inspire erotic corners of the imagination!

His mere presence must instantly lubricate, ehhh, our darkest ambitions of sexual perversion!

Alexander Skarsgard! Alex Pettyfer perhaps! Even a Chris Pine might do in a pinch!

But this, this will not suffice.

Go back, beast!

Return to the depths from whence you came!

And take Val Kilmer's lips with you!

[Image via WENN & UCLan.]

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108 comments to “CHRISTIAN GREY REVEALED! And Holy Geez Is He Ugly”

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  1. 101

    Colin Egglesfield would be perfect

  2. jennie says – reply to this


    102

    PLEEEZE consider Matt Bomer - the guy who plays Neal on white collar - I see him as the perfect Christein Grey.

  3. Vanesa says – reply to this


    103

    It looks like Joseph Gordan-Levitt



  4. 104

    I think that Samara Weaving (an actress from Australia and niece of Hugo Weaving) is perfect for Anastasia, She has the big blue eyes, the full lips and the overall look to carry off Ana!!!! TAKE NOTE PEOPLE AND START TO GOOGLE HER!!!!!



  5. 105

    STOP with the Skarsgard recommendation PLEASE!!! He looks strung out in all of his pictures! Someone mentioned Henry Cavill…yes please! Google him, you won't be disappointed. He has a buzz cut in The Tudors, but there are a few pics online with his hair grown out…thick sexy wavy CG hair!!

  6. elle says – reply to this


    106

    Re: JustAMoron – Actually, his name is Sergio Ramos. :) And yes, that was my initial response too!

  7. Violet says – reply to this


    107

    Alex Pettyfer is PERFECT for Christian Grey. Rugged, sexual, and definitely BAD. All while still being able to shine up like a new penny.
    Skarsgard's eyes are way too close together. Too insect-like to turn me on.

  8. Ian4Grey says – reply to this


    108

    Ian Somerholder is Christian Grey I wont watch the movie any other way.. I honestly dont belive theres is other perfect man for the role…

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