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'Gunman' Kidnaps Himself; Demands Stuffed-Crust Pizza And Paris Hilton's Hand In Marriage

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Fredrick Denney And Paris Hilton Will Not Wed

Are those wedding bells we hear for Paris Hilton??

Uhh, no. Those are police sirens! Coming for Fredrick Denney!

The 61 year-old shirtless North Carolinian caused a disturbance at a Hampton Inn this weekend before barricading himself into a hotel room and refusing to cooperate with police.

He then lied to the cops about possessing a gun and said he wouldn't come out until certain, huh, demands were met.

His list??

A pizza.

And Paris Hilton as his bride.


We wish this were a deleted scene from Airheads but, no, this is really what what Mizter Denney demanded as ransom… for himself.

Come on, bro!

If you want to win the lady over, at least stay at one of her Daddy's hotels!!

A Hampton Inn?? As if!

The gunless gunman was eventually pepper sprayed into submission. He now faces several charges including "intoxicated and disorderly" and "terrible, horrible judgement."

[Image via Ramey Pix & Gaston County Sheriff's Office.]

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5 comments to “'Gunman' Kidnaps Himself; Demands Stuffed-Crust Pizza And Paris Hilton's Hand In Marriage”

  1. christine says – reply to this


    hampton inn is a hilton resort…

  2. 2

    Re: christine – Lol!!!!

  3. 3

    OMG. It's pretty sad. I just realized that I'd rather read a story about Paris Hilton for a change than Kim K. Time for me to get off the fricking tabloid sites. Wasting my time. Maybe I need to go to rehab.

  4. endlesstrivia says – reply to this


    You do know that Hilton owns Hampton, right?

  5. 5

    well it the best offer shes had i dont see noone else lining up

    as for kim sans make up where to begin my god what a plain jane