Okay, not really… but if Rumer Willis DID have a penis, we bet it would be fully engorged around Hard Times of RJ Berger star Jayson Blair!
He's one awkward hot tottie!
It seems Rumer spent a well-needed night out this weekend at hotspot eatery Bagatelle LA, arriving at the restaurant alone, but joining Jayson and a bunch of friends for snacks and drinks.
“She sipped on bourbon, while Jason draped his arm around her the whole evening. The two were holding hands, flirting and canoodling.”
After, the group moved on to Hollywood's Sayers Club where Rumer belted out some sweet tunes.
We're thrilled Rumer has found a hunky man shoulder to lean on during these TENSE times with her mamma.
Chill girl! Enjoy your twenties!! And don't let you mother's ish bring you down!
[Image via WENN.]