That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
We don't know…there's only so many times you can hear this story before you start to believe it!
Rumors have been running rampant since Tom Cruise first started jumping on couches and declaring his love for Katie Holmes back in 2005 that the pair were set up through an audition process orchestrated by the Church of Scientology to help the actor pick his new bride. Now that they are divorcing, the stories are only gaining MORE traction!
Ch-ch-check out this report from The Today Show examining just that (above)!
Scary shiz, right?
And if true, all the more reason for Katie to get herself and little Suri as far away from this man and that organization as fast as possible!
We'll be very curious to see if his career can recover from all of this madness!
What do U think?? Did Tom Cruise let Xenu pick his bride?