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  1. 1

    I'm sorry, but Tatum looks retarded to me. Literally…he looks like he has Down's Syndrome.



  2. 2

    God damn, you're one lazy fucker! Why do you insist on either looking like a beach rat or completely stupid? You look like shit nor would Channing Tatum ever take one look at you. Shave, cut the hair, put on some damn decent clothes (you obviously didn't stay in the closet long enough), and do something with yourself.



  3. 3

    You look fucking AWFUL. Even if Tatum was a homo, and he's obviously not, he'd never look at someone who looks like he smells like sweaty feet (which is what you look like all the time). Take a fucking shower, shave, and do something with your hair … why does it look like god damned pubic hair? You'd have a better chance with Bomer, but I suspect that he has MUCH higher standards than you could EVER meet. You're just NASTY.

  4. jovi says – reply to this


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    meto perez!



  5. 5

    I bet you have stank breath. Where'd you get your hair plugs anyway? Has Teddy's ass hair grown back in yet? You only want to take it home so you can shit in his mouth, it's your passion. Hope you're proud of him gays, he's doing so much for people's perceptions.



  6. 6

    Re: messygirl515 – this is like your second comment where you've tried to make a joke out of down syndrome. grow up. remember, karma is a bitch, and obviously you are too.



  7. 7

    Re: Lady Who? – and you'd do so much for people's perceptions of straight people if anyone actually knew who you were.



  8. 8

    you are soooo fucking pathetic

  9. kalani says – reply to this


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    Perez u look awesome!!



  10. 10

    I am surprised that glaad doesn't have a contract out on you.



  11. 11

    Re: kalani – Kalani, you must be blind

  12. nationalenquirer says – reply to this


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    I feel sorry for these straight guys that Perez publicly lusts after. Imagine when they see it , bet publicly they laugh it off but privately embarrassed by it. Then there straight buddies see it and well, one can imagine. I bet Perez doesn't consider that.



  13. 13

    You look like Jessica Alba's daughter, Honor, in this photo.

  14. GaryDaSnail says – reply to this


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    I came here to make a comment like, "Have a shave, shit & shower for fucks sake, Perez! You look like you smell like potted meat left in the sun all day"

    But you guys beat me to it with more hilarious options, well done :)

  15. midikat says – reply to this


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    geeesh. wuzzzup with all the haterzz? I think you look great, Perez! I love the shaggy/ scruff look! you are looking better and better with each photo. You have lost so much weight and your true frame, & posture shows now! Your smile is amazing! all you haterz need to back off. Why do you come here anymore? just to post mean comments? get a life



  16. 16

    SAD…..

  17. oblio says – reply to this


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    Just plain creepy and pathetic. You really have the mentality of a 12yo girl (by the way, that isn't meant as a compliment which I am sure your warped, delusional mind would interpret it to be). I will say that I figured out why your posting so many photos of yourself, they are the only posts that rack up a decent amount of hits and comments thanks to the throngs of haters.



  18. 18

    Are you homeless?