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TomKat Settlement: Why It Happened So Fast

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TomKat Settlement: Why It Happened So Fast

Everyone in Xenu's universe expected the shocking divorce to take months, possibly years, to settle!

So, yesterday, when TomKat announced they had miraculously already reached a settlement was almost as surprising as their split!

So, what caused the rich and powerful Tom Cruise and his scorned baby momma, Katie Holmes, to meet act like adults and meet in the middle??

Their daughter, Suri.

A source tells us both actors were ready to kick and claw their way through this, and use their 6-year-old as "A weapon" to get what they wanted.

That all changed when Tom and Katie were advised about the irreparable damaged parental warfare can cause a child.

Together the parents decided to call off the war and let the lawyers reach a settlement.

Well done! We are sooo crazy surprised impressed with their maturity!

A lot of parents fighting for custody (cough, cough, Halle Berry) could learn a thing or two from these two!

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15 comments to “TomKat Settlement: Why It Happened So Fast”



  1. 1

    Katie's got the goods.

    Well played. Checkmate.

  2. demode says – reply to this


    2

    Glad to see that this was all handled well.



  3. 3

    You really should give credit for most of your posts to the sites you steal them from. This one came from the tee em zed site. I guess earning your keep is beyond you; it's easier for you to just help yourself to the efforts of others. You're completely worthless.

  4. all about it says – reply to this


    4

    Tom probabaly got tired of watching Katie drag that poor kid around to parade in front of the paparazzi to try to win some worthless victory in the court of popular opinion. I'm sure she will contine to take Suri out (contact the paps) to get publicity as she tries to get her career going, ugh.

  5. Whoa says – reply to this


    5

    Stop carrying that grown ass child around. It's creepy!!!



  6. 6

    I'd be willing to bet a grand that the ponzi scam stupidology told their lap dog to SETTLE IMMEDIATELY. The amount of info about the scheme that would be exposed by a advesarial divorce in open court would be extremely damaging to the crooks. This "religion" really needs to be investigated by the IRS. It is NOTHING but a dressed up PONZI scheme and TAX evasion dodge.



  7. 7

    It happened fast because the blind items were correct. It was an "Arangement" from the beginning. A 5 yr contract and then a dissolution of contract.
    I feel bad for him. He and John Travolta have such shame about being gay that they got into a religion that would help them hide it. Now they are trapped and in way over their heeads

  8. Jessica says – reply to this


    8

    The marriage was arranged and the divorce settlement was part of the contract they signed 5 years ago. Also kept under wraps in a slew of Tom Cruise contracts are his patterns of sleeping with men. I heard he gives his lovers Rolex’s in return for their silence. Well a Rolex and a binding contract.



  9. 9

    This is just BS. The whole world knows why he settled fast. His camp is trying to put a spin on this to save his career which I think is now badly damaged.



  10. 10

    Re: raypearson – Have to agree with you Ray, she definitely had something on him and the publicity on all the sites was solidly in her favor (with a few newly registered posters clicking on the Hate button or trying to push the Tom agenda. Fortunately it did not work and I am just glad for Suri's sake that things have been worked out so quickly.



  11. 11

    absolute bull

    gurl had the dirt

    he gets to keep the cult she gets the kid …



  12. 12

    motto ”never trust a catholic..

  13. Bevi says – reply to this


    13

    Re: Jessica – Yes, the truth was out even before they got married. Now it has all happened exactly as we heard it was planned. How can anybody be surprised over anything to do with this event? We've known for years and the contract is completed. I wonder what Tom will do next? I suppose it all depends on if the gay rumours resurface with a vengeance. If they do, he will have to get married again. Just to prove he isn't gay. Another instant pregnancy will be absolute proof… despite the fact that it was impossible for him to father children before Katie. (Mission Impossible….heh…) We shouldn't feel sorry for her, she signed the papers and fulfilled her obligations. Now she's rich!

  14. Jeannine says – reply to this


    14

    I'm very happy to hear Katie Holmes mature decision to leave that so called marriage w/Tom Cruise. She & Suri will probably be much happier w/o all the ppl Tom had around Katie all the time. Now she & Suri will be able to live a normal life. Happy future ahead!



  15. 15

    If Suri really is the reincarnation of L Ron Hubbard, then why did Tom give up custody to Katie?