It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
We're struggling to breathe over here!
As if Magic Mike wasn't already fantastic, now our dreams are coming true! Channing Tatum, being the seksi stripping god that he is, has announced that he's working on a version of the film for Broadway!
Wait, it gets better.
There really are no words for how excited we are about this!!!
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