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Roseanne Barr Narrowly Misses Green Party Veep Nomination!

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Roseanne Green Party Nuts Nomination Missed

Well America's days of not taking third-parties seriously are certainly coming to a middle!

Look, we all know a Green Party nominee won't win a national election any time soon. The deck is too stacked against third-parties right now!

That's why we can't understand why party organizers and supporters wouldn't give Roseanne the VP nod!!

Is she qualified to actually BE the Vice President of the United States?

No. Only in comparison to Sarah Palin… but who cares because she was never going to win!!

She was supposed to facilitate intelligent debate about marijuana legalization, malevolent mortgage practices, healthcare, and credit card debt!

Here is a woman respected both by Hollywood liberals for her fiercely progressive intelligence and working-class conservatives for her ability be a homemaker/Mom and support a family at the same time — as depicted on Roseanne.

Nominating her was a win-win situation!!

Furthermore, she's HIGHlarious!! Can you imagine watching her in a serious national debate?

Roseanne is bold, crass, outspoken, and admittedly Nuts.

Don't U think those are refreshing traits for a political candidate??

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3 comments to “Roseanne Barr Narrowly Misses Green Party Veep Nomination!”

  1. 1

    That's why we can't understand why party organizers and supporters wouldn't give Roseanne the VP nod!!""" because they didn't want to look more stupid than they already do.

  2. 2

    The only third party candidate I have voted for is Ross Perot, the guy had some great ideas, he got 17% of the vote which is a really respectable showing for a 3rd party. I should have voted for the Libertarian party last year instead of wasting my vote on Obama - what a loser! Lost my job of 22 years under his presidency, outsourced to Indial Thanks Obummer.

  3. iamhappiness says – reply to this


    I love her! I will still write her in for president. She might go independent.