ScarJo's Romantic Italian Sunbathing Date With… Her Proctologist?
Whoa! Strike a pose, gurl!
We ADORE Scarlett Johansson more than most and we're totes excited she's relaxing in an exotic locale with a buff, handsome mystery dude but… what the heck??
We always knew Black Widow was a heck of a contortionist, LOLz!!
ScarJo spent Monday aboard a yacht in the Taormina Sea day rocking her bodacious bikini bod!
We're honestly not sure where she found the hunk, though!!
Is he her new love interest?
A super-spy with amnesia they found floating in the water??
Maybe he's the seksy accountant who counts her Avengers 2 cash!?
UR guess is as good as ours!!
[Image via SGP/FameFlynet Pictures.]
Tags: avengers 2, bikini bodies, black widow, mystery man, proctology, scarlett johansson, taormina sea, yacht
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Totes. Buff. Dude. Heck. !! ?? !! !? …. God…. Please stop writing like a pre teen girl signed to ARK. We are better than this. By that I mean the people who come to this website. I wasn't doing a "Perez" and speaking in the third person. Also - contortionist? She is lay down on her side and….moving. Fucks sake.
Gross…who cares…she is hot, he is not…just because he is half naked does not make him hot…get a life.
Other agencies have reported this is her bodyguard…
Rude rude rude Perez. As usual.
Proctologist ?
Pre-teen Perez. Pathetic.
Yeah, slightly moving her leg up makes her a hell of a contortionist.
Anyone can see that the girl was in the process of turning over.
Ha…according to Andy Cohen, this is her body guard. And Perez, your inner pre-teen totes rockz. Don't eva change! Lolz. <3 You.
hahahaha perez u strike gold every time …