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Novelty Beverage Co. Sued Because Zombie Blood Tastes Like Yogurt… Then Explodes

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Zombie blood lawsuit makes for sad zombies

We wish we could make this stuff up!

Harcos Labs makes a novelty drink called zombie blood — it's green, slimy, gross, filled with protein, and explodes!

That last attribute was completely unintended.

Apparently the gross-out product was manufactured incorrectly and now when it spoils, the bag it comes in explodes.

Yikes!! Talk about a scary toy!!

All is not lost, however. There doesn't seem to be any recall involved with their supposedly tasty line of Zombie Jerky products!!

Seriously. They make USDA approved Zombie Jerky. It's green. And "TERIYUCKI" flavored.

A legal rep for Harcos said:

“I know there were some rumors that these exploding products turned some people into zombies, but my client fully denies those charges.”

Uhh. Okay.

Honestly, we're just glad to report zombie news that does NOT revolve around bath salt abuse

[Image via Stefan Jeremiah/WENN.]

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2 comments to “Novelty Beverage Co. Sued Because Zombie Blood Tastes Like Yogurt… Then Explodes”



  1. 1

    only in the usa would anyone dream of eating that …

    is that a tampon stuc to her leg

  2. zombiecrazed says – reply to this


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    however harcos JUST CAME OUT with zombie bath salts…..