Good news, party aficionados!
Have you thrown a totally sweet house party and thought, "this is totally sweet, but wouldn't it be sweeter if Bill Murray were here?"
Now Bill is embarking on a truly great American tour, crashing parties in every city he passes!
Rent a karaoke machine, buy enough booze to tranquilize a rhino, and make a cool sign that says "BILL MURRAY CAN CRASH HERE!"
That's it! That's all you need to have a shot at throwing an historically epic par-tay!
There's even a 24-hour Bill Murray Party Crashing Tour Hotline — (785) 273-0325, in case you were wondering — to answer any questions!
So paint your signs, Seattle! Grab your party hats, Miami!
And take some pics of the madness!
Turns out, this was a joke! Waaah! We WISH it were true though!!!
[Image via WENN.]
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