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Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife, Bill Murray Is Crashing Your Party!

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Good news, party aficionados!

Have you thrown a totally sweet house party and thought, "this is totally sweet, but wouldn't it be sweeter if Bill Murray were here?"

Now Bill is embarking on a truly great American tour, crashing parties in every city he passes!

Rent a karaoke machine, buy enough booze to tranquilize a rhino, and make a cool sign that says "BILL MURRAY CAN CRASH HERE!"

That's it! That's all you need to have a shot at throwing an historically epic par-tay!

There's even a 24-hour Bill Murray Party Crashing Tour Hotline — (785) 273-0325, in case you were wondering — to answer any questions!

So paint your signs, Seattle! Grab your party hats, Miami!

And take some pics of the madness!

Turns out, this was a joke! Waaah! We WISH it were true though!!!

[Image via WENN.]

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8 comments to “Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife, Bill Murray Is Crashing Your Party!”

  1. Becca says – reply to this


    1

    This is absolutely untrue. The phone number listed is for Westboro Baptist Church.

    See:

  2. oren says – reply to this


    2

    google the phone number on the flyer. Fred Phelps and Westboro Baptist Church should enjoy this



  3. 3

    Re: Becca – thank you. Why is it so hard for people to use Google? This is just some stunt to get dumbasses to call and annoy Westboro Baptist Church.



  4. 4

    and you are censoring again you despicable fuck.



  5. 5

    i'm guessing this fraudulent story is of your own making.



  6. 6

    Re: sleezy*e – i'd bet it's marios idea.

  7. ellen says – reply to this


    7

    Again, Perez proves himself as one of the worst celebrity "journalists" of all time. Pathetic that he can't even pick up on what is clearly a satirical story.

  8. Nichole Murray says – reply to this


    8

    If Bill Murray won't show up at my party, I don't want to live.