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Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife, Bill Murray Is Crashing Your Party!
Good news, party aficionados!
Have you thrown a totally sweet house party and thought, "this is totally sweet, but wouldn't it be sweeter if Bill Murray were here?"
Now Bill is embarking on a truly great American tour, crashing parties in every city he passes!
Rent a karaoke machine, buy enough booze to tranquilize a rhino, and make a cool sign that says "BILL MURRAY CAN CRASH HERE!"
That's it! That's all you need to have a shot at throwing an historically epic par-tay!
There's even a 24-hour Bill Murray Party Crashing Tour Hotline — (785) 273-0325, in case you were wondering — to answer any questions!
So paint your signs, Seattle! Grab your party hats, Miami!
And take some pics of the madness!
Turns out, this was a joke! Waaah! We WISH it were true though!!!
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: america, bill murray, hide yo kids, hide yo wife, party, party crashing, party poppin, wacky tacky and true
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This is absolutely untrue. The phone number listed is for Westboro Baptist Church.
See:
google the phone number on the flyer. Fred Phelps and Westboro Baptist Church should enjoy this
Re: Becca – thank you. Why is it so hard for people to use Google? This is just some stunt to get dumbasses to call and annoy Westboro Baptist Church.
and you are censoring again you despicable fuck.
i'm guessing this fraudulent story is of your own making.
Re: sleezy*e – i'd bet it's marios idea.
Again, Perez proves himself as one of the worst celebrity "journalists" of all time. Pathetic that he can't even pick up on what is clearly a satirical story.
If Bill Murray won't show up at my party, I don't want to live.