So check it, yo: Dish has dropped AMC from its channel package.
Dish Network how DARE you break ties with the meth amphetamine Kings?! Don't you know how addictive Breaking Bad is?! Do you want to cause mass hysteria due to withdrawal?
OK, we know Dish's ish with AMC has nothing to do with Breaking Bad, but how sh*ttay for Dish subscribing Breaking Bad fans who will miss out on THIS sunday's season premiere because of silly corporate disagreements!
But hooray! AMC is super awesome amazeballz and will stream the season 5 premiere for any dejected Dish customer who registers on the show's Dish Network site!
"AMC wants its loyal DISH viewers to experience the excitement of the “Breaking Bad” premiere at the same time as their friends and neighbors, and we want to give DISH customers an extra week to switch providers so they can enjoy the rest of the season."
Yo, that's f*cking CHEDDAR yo.
Aghhghghghgh obviously we are SO excited for the premiere, it's like we've snorted so much blue methamphetamine…
Props props props, AMC!