Just when we thought things couldn't get any worse over on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
But that wasn't the case!
Watch out, Disney World!
Move over, Knot's Berry Farm!
Get out da way, Krustyland!
Okay, that last place isn't real!
In New Jersey! NEW JERRRSEY!
A joint statement between the developers of the vacant East Rutherford property and DreamWorks CEO Jeffrey Katzenberg only specified the park would be "a unique and innovative family entertainment experience."
We know what you're thinking, "we've already rode Shrek at Universal Studios!"
But this would be an ENTIRE theme park filled with Madagascar petting zoos, a Saving Private Ryan 3-D interactive adventure, a haunted housed based on The Ring, and well, nothing from Amistad.
If they build it, we WILL come. So when's that going to be??
Who knows, but we can't wait to watch the cast of Jersey Shore 9 do fist-pumps on the War of the Worlds roller coaster!
[Image via DreamWorks.]