It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
YO, check it!
Jesse Pinkman, the co-King of AMC's gritty, meth amphetamine-fueled, visual work of art that is Breaking Bad has taken too much of his own magic blue meth and cannot stop saying yo, yo.
This sh*t is tight, yo.
Sample this b*tch (above) and get high on Jesse Pinkman!
But don't get TOO high, or you'll forget to watch Breaking Bad's season five premiere THIS Sunday on AMC!!
Oh, we can't help but love you, Jesse, regardless of your drug-dealing fancies… sigh.
P.S. Aaron Paul, call US!!