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Fifty Shades Coming Inside Instead Of Holy Bible!

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Jesus How Many Shades Do You Have

Sex parties and erotic dinners are one thing, but this is starting to get creepy!

When you reach into a bedside drawer of your hotel room, one typically expects a King James edition Holy Bible. On special occasions, one might even find a few empty condom wrappers as an added bonus.

But Brits are discovering something they never expected!

Hotels are stuffing their drawers with a copy of E.L. James Fifty Shades of Grey!?

As one might expect, this move is pissing off zealots and turning on horn-dogs!

It also raises a few philosophical questions!

1) If God didn't want you to use ball-gags, why did He create them?

2) If the pages on your room copy of Fifty Shades are already stuck together when you get there, can you have Guest Services send you up a fresh edition??

3) Who do you think would want to play Christian Grey in the feature film adaptation of the erotic novel?

Our guesses?

(1) Because. (2) Yes. (3) Alexander Skarsgard.

But, hey, we're experts in pornographic literature, NOT metaphysics or theology!

Why don't U tell us what U think (below)??

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16 comments to “Fifty Shades Coming Inside Instead Of Holy Bible!”



  1. 1

    But, hey, we're experts in pornographic literature,"

    for some reason i believe you FINALLY made an entire truthful statement on your site.
    obviously there's a FIRST time for everything .



  2. 2

    Since God does not exist, who cares what's in your drawer?

  3. ablo says – reply to this


    3

    #3 Tom hiddleston

  4. Emma says – reply to this


    4

    IAN SOMERHALDER



  5. 5

    This is where our society is headed. Down the drain. When drivel like FSOG is heralded in such a way it shows just how dumb our society as a whole has become. So sad.

  6. mbg says – reply to this


    6

    Cillian Murphy pleeeeaseee

  7. blip says – reply to this


    7

    How a about a big effing "no" to Cillian Murphy appearing in this rancid crapfest? If he has even a millionth of the integrity I think he has, he wouldn't touch it to stuff it in a biohazard bag. (And you're really not picturing abusive stalkmeister Grey with the build of a five-foot-six, fourteen-year-old boy, are you? Takes this garbage to an all-new level of "creepy.") Oh, and if I found a copy of "Fifty Shades of Crap" in my hotel room, I'd rip it up, demand my deposit back from the hotel, and stay somewhere with more-acceptable vermin– like bedbugs.

  8. Kay says – reply to this


    8

    Ugh this piece of shit is a friggen Twilight fanfiction porn. And fanfiction is kind of known to be shitty writing (the fact that it started out as a Twilight one, says a lot about the quality as a whole) also, I get creepy vibes from the author. Don't really care if there is a bible in the hotel room, but at least put actual literature in the damn room, not fanfic garbage.



  9. 9

    It disturbs me to no end how popular these books are. Not because it's erotic, I'm all for people letting their freak flag wave or what not…but because the "sexy" man is into BDSM because his mom abused him. That's psychopath behaviour and speaks to very deep disturbing issues, there's nothing sexy about it.

  10. tina says – reply to this


    10

    Actually his mom was not an abuser. It was his mom's friend. His mom freaked out when she learned of it years later. Re: pdrocksmysocks

  11. rayray says – reply to this


    11

    Re: ablo – God does exist and I hope you find him soon in your life. Trust me your life will never remain the same when you meet him. Have a open mindset of meeting him soon, I will be praying for you.



  12. 12

    Colin Egglesfield and Alexandra Daddario need to play Christian and Ana!

  13. Cort says – reply to this


    13

    Re: ablo – YES. A thousand times, YES!



  14. 14

    I think that Samara Weaving (an actress from Australia and niece of Hugo Weaving) is perfect for Anastasia, She has the big blue eyes, the full lips and the overall look to carry off Ana!!!! TAKE NOTE PEOPLE AND START GOOGLING HER!!!!!



  15. 15

    I actually dont care about organized religion…especially ones like Catholicism where only the pope becomes rich and the people doesnt know that they are being manipulated. It's the same thing with Scientology. Only, Catholics are nicer and less creepy.

  16. Jennifer says – reply to this


    16

    Does it replace the bible or just sit in there next to it? lol im right in the middle of the book and is it weird that at first I pictured a buff scott disick as christian??