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Hocus Pocus 2 Will NOT Hypnotize A New Generation Of Children!

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Nooooooo!

Where is that BoOOOooOOOoK! We must find a spell to bewitch those silly people at Disney for denying us Hocus Pocus 2 : Rise of the Elderwitch!!

We were singing SO many enchanting tunes when we heard whisperings that a sequel to the cult halloween film Hocus Pocus was currently in development.

But alas, a virgin will NOT be lighting a candle to resurrect the Sanderson sisters any time soon, according to a Disney spokesperson.

And okay, while we adore the original twisted tale starring Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, and a young Thora Birch, perhaps we should remember the fantasy flick's main lesson: ’tis better to let sleeping witches lie!

But then Thackery Binx would never have found peace! Oh we are so conflicted…

Perhaps we're just dizzy from lack of food… it has been a while since we've fed on the life force of children! Ha!

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3 comments to “Hocus Pocus 2 Will NOT Hypnotize A New Generation Of Children!”



  1. 1

    Loved the original, no way would I see a sequel@!

  2. Bowden says – reply to this


    2

    We would watch Hocus Pocus 2 , if Bette midler was in it & some of the cast from 1st one

  3. Amber says – reply to this


    3

    screw the children, what about the adults who have been desperate for almost twenty years?