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KStew Is Totes Desperate For R-Patz's Undead Seed To Coat Her Womb!

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We don't believe it!!!!

Kristen Stewart was at a wedding the other day and she harassed interrogated every pregnant women she encountered about the awesomeness of Mommyhood!!

According to the wedding guests, Kstew was even feeling the ladies up!! Sounds like someone has baby Bieber fever — and someone has it BAD!!!

One guest of the soiree said:

"[KStew] told [a pregnant guest] she would love to have a baby with Rob. She thought it was so cool — at one point she touched the woman's belly to feel the baby kick."

Holy crap!!

She's feeling up chicks?? already talking about letting Robert Pattinson shove his pasty-white sparkling bun inside of her oven???

We didn't see this one coming!! Stephenie Meyer must be especially shocked, having assumed they were saving themselves for marriage!! (We kid, we kid. She knows full well by now that these two have been forking since they first arrived in Forks.)

So what does R-Patz think about making a real-life Renesmee?

Another source close to the Twilight films admitted:

"He is over-the-moon in love with Kristen… For him, she's The One, so it's just a matter of when they decide to have kids."

Whoa! We bet Tay-Tay is totally stoked to do some imprinting!!

Okay, eww.

Do U think KStew's biological clock is SERIOUSLY ticking this hard or was it the open bar talking??

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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9 comments to “KStew Is Totes Desperate For R-Patz's Undead Seed To Coat Her Womb!”



  1. 1

    BULLLSHHIITTT! Did you hear this off a drunk gay
    guy in a club or something?



  2. 2

    *sigh*

    Another bogus story.



  3. 3

    You're a crude fuck.

  4. Alli says – reply to this


    4

    Is there a reason you just can say she wants to be pregnant with her boyfriend? You really ARE a lunatic.

  5. Zena says – reply to this


    5

    Oh gosh, Perez, you're so green with envy, it makes your comments irrational. The girl is beautiful and smart - and it is nice to hear she is a normally developped female. Why are you making her look so desperate when she is only behaving normal?



  6. 6

    They are 22 and 26, I doubt they want kids right now. They will get another puppy before they have a kid.



  7. 7

    Re: KarrieBelle – They have a puppy

  8. open says – reply to this


    8

    Seems RPattz likes the open relationship they have and will not be contributing any seed to Kristen. Maybe to some of his others by mistake - but not Kristen. Some college girls have said they have been to his home and he called Kristen a crazy bitch.

  9. missy says – reply to this


    9

    Re: open – the only one crazy here is YOU!!