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14 comments to “twitter-note-to-self-never-have-the-hotel”

  1. 1

    Sucks that Momma's not there to do them for you like at home. The hotel laundry probably charged more for danger pay, they knew where they'd been.

  2. 2

    $100. for normal people's laundry is way too much. But your drawers,,, you got by cheap.

  3. 3

    Yes, it's like that $32 cheeseburger that seems worth it if they'll bring it right to your door. The convenience factor is very seductive.

  4. Swallow, they Pay says – reply to this


    You need some booze over some sox?

    Oh my… I will send you some $$ when you are in LA

  5. 5

    An actual celebrity wouldn't even bat an eye at that…. I guess no matter how hard you try and how much you pretend, you'll never be a true celebrity. Just a hanger on.

  6. syljay says – reply to this


    you can buy new one's for that price

  7. 7

    You couldn't pay me enough!

  8. 8

    i do my laundry at my neighboors laundry in the basement when he's at work. he works the third shift… i need to make sure i leave everything exactly the way it was before i get there. and i even use his laundry detergent. that's what he gets for having a tiny teeny dick! …Italians and their small dicks…

  9. Vivian says – reply to this


    The English sun can be dangerous, you'll be peeling off dead skin in no time!
    No smoking, no stress, nothing. Too old. Victory 4 health!

    Take a trip to Hawaii!

  10. 10

    Not sure if they have them in London, but here in Southern California I take all my laundry (except towels) to the Fluff N Fold, they do a good job and are only a few dollars more than if I used the laundry room in my apartment building.

  11. DirtyPanties says – reply to this


    Champagne problems …

  12. 12

    Are we supposed to be impressed that you're able to pay that, or horrified that you inflicted your shit-encrusted underwear and nasty socks on some innocent person? I'm betting that normal people wouldn't have been charged so much, but you got shafted because your stuff is a bio-hazard. Amy3000 is right; a REAL celebrity wouldn't bat an eye over that price, and a REAL celebrity wouldn't have tweeted about something so insignificant. But then again, you're NOT a celebrity. You're a desperate fame whore, but that's all you'll ever be.

  13. 13

    And you're surprised by that??? Even us commoners know NOT to get laundry done by the hotel staff. Ugh…don't they put the prices on that little bag inside the closet??? Go back into the closet….LOOK

  14. 14

    "Bloody hell, Gertrude! There's a meal in every pair!"