The 14-month fantasy marriage is officially over for our favorite bundle of glittering light and her funny-man faux-fairytale prince…
Now our dearest Kaypers can breathe a intense sigh of relief!
She's awoken from her Teenage Dream, brushed the starry sleep-dust from her wide, bambi eyes and now she's free to go forth and discover a whole new chapter in the Katy Perry saga.
Get ready for some heartbreaking heavy metal anti-love ballads! Perhaps Perry will go Punk for her third album? Shaved head? Pierced tongue?
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